Jesus

Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.

Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??

by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017

touchdown jesus

A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.

Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.

Common' Baby... We need Touchdown Jesus....!

by Hipponater September 9, 2006

jesus toast

A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.

Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.

by jesustoasted March 18, 2008

Jesus pox

genital warts

My religious parents wouldn't let me get the HPV vaccine because they thought it would encourage premarital sex. Now I have a case of Jesus pox.

by dinger finger October 19, 2010

Jesus Terminator

The most definite and manly form of power in the universe. Jesus Terminator is stronger than Chuck Norris combined with Cthulhu, but has a heart of pure gold. Alternatively, the phrase is used to describe macho manliness of an excessive magnitude.

Hey, dude, have you been working out? You look so Jesus Terminator today!

by Ditno June 6, 2011

got Jesus

When someone becomes a convert to a position that they previously rejected via their actions. Especially a change in position due to some financial or political gain.

The Republicans got Jesus on the deficit only when they lost the last election. Up until then they were drunken sailors in a whore house saloon.

by xi_32 February 16, 2009

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011