Jacob

Usually small kind of guy and Needs to pull his sleeve down
Typically looks like a pelican

That guy is such a Jacob

by jaaaga June 6, 2019

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A fucking faggot who likes fish and should be banished to hell for causing 9/11

Oh gawd it’s a Jacob “well they won’t let him on a plane “

by Some fish dude January 22, 2019

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Jacob is the worst person to ever have in your life. He will hurt you, use you, and break your heart in two. Jacob will use you for your looks and then throw you in the trash.

Jacob used me and threw me away.

by hotmama1991 January 23, 2019

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A man , usually with long hair, who can get a girlfriend(but not easily). He cherishes her for months until he ends up becoming violent towards her. All his friends turn on him. Jacob repeats this. Although this happens Jacob is usually a middle school person in his early teens. He puts in effort at school but isn't the 'popular kid's. He is often quite annoying and will flirt with anyone he can even if he is in a relationship.

Girl 1:"Omg look at that guy, his hair is so cute"
Girl 2:"Damn girl, you got any sense, he is obviously a Jacob, you don't want that do you?"
Girl 1:"Damn you're right, let's move on..."

by Twixxxy July 27, 2018

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A pea brain boy who cheats on his roblox gf with brunettes. He can’t remember which roblox gf he’s talking to even if he just declared how much he hated them 5 minutes before.

Lacy: you’re being a total Jacob right now!
Jen: no! I’ve never cheated on a test or roblox significant others

by Quonah July 23, 2020

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