Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation July 1, 2011

Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup

SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."

by chota boy January 10, 2009

Junk Fro

A lot of pubic hair around a man's penis, also known as their "junk."

Man, I really need to trim this Junk Fro before I hook up with that chick.

by JunkFroMaker June 1, 2011

Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.

He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.

by Stewy13 July 29, 2025

junk jungle

The pubic hair on and around the genitals, specifically the penis.
You can identify a junk jungle by its thick density.
Junk jungles are generally found on men with poor hygiene standards who refuse to keep themselves clean.

Guy 1 : " I gotta shave this junk jungle soon, it's really itchy!".

by KarlFarts May 20, 2020

Junk Funk

Taking a part roaches to make a bussa.

Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs

by Junk Funk May 17, 2021

Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?

Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.

by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024