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Jackson pollack 

dude, i have to Jackson Pollack really bad, but i'm at my girlfriends house . . . shit

it is most commonly used when discussing past events. for instance: I hope you just jackson pollacked as intensely as i did. it must have been all the beer that did us in.

Jackson 5 It 

The mundane act of counting, or going through the alphabet from start to finish in order to achieve an everyday task. The term was coined from the song lyrics to the Jackson 5 song 'ABC'. Also known as 'Jackson 5'ing It'.
"I don't want to be Jackson 5'ing It until I get to the end of the alphabet."

"Don't make me 'Jackson 5 It' from 1 to 100."
Jackson 5 It by arkanis50 January 12, 2008

jackson phillips

A complete ginger, tool, who eats mad cock. NO bullshit. Fullstop(fullstop).
That Jackson Phillips is an Chicken Head eater.
jackson phillips by IAmThatGuy11 November 20, 2014

jackson taylor 

A FUCKIN FAT CONDOM SUCKING BULL SIZE DICK FAPPING WHORE FUCKS AT EVERYTHING HE SEES
OMFG here comes that Jackson Taylor
jackson taylor by A NATURAL TIM November 6, 2016

jackson 5 

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.
I have my own Jackson 5 at home.
jackson 5 by Randy Rhoads November 10, 2006

Jackson Five

A codeword for a joint of marijuana, intended for five people

OR

just a really big joint of marijuana.
We went to the pub with the gang the other day, rolled a jackson five and got sweety high...
Jackson Five by derS September 3, 2005