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Midnight

If you're trying to find this as a girls name then you're welcome to read this,
the most wonderful and sweet kind sharing girl you'll ever meet, she can be a baddie and she can be really kind, you could spend hours and hours talking with her, she is the best fanfic buddie you'll ever have in life
she will always be on your side no matter what and she'll try her best to help you with your problems, but if you don't like her then she'll dissapear like she was never there with you in the photos.
person 1 : damnit I regret leaving my best friend
person 2 : what was their name?
person 1 : Midnight.
person 2 : yeah you messed up hard bro.
by Alexa Shidesu August 12, 2021
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Midnight Fornication

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"
by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008
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midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023
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midnight discount

Something stolen.
Also "midnight discount store."
Bozo: "Hey Cookie, where'd you get that cool watch?"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"
by Amans Vinum June 20, 2017
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Midnighter

Someone who turns 21 at a club and can order drinks there after
We have a midnighter
by Journey2101 September 11, 2021
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Bolt and Midnight

That one duo that you meet on random video games. If you killed or went near Midnight, Bolt would not be happy.
Oh crud Bolt and Midnight are over there. I wouldn’t mess with them..
by BoltEchos March 29, 2021
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midnight-trips

A noun used to describe a complete experience and effect of using acid (LSD, a powerful hallucinogenic drug), or any other powerful hallucinogenic drug in the middle of the night.
*on the phone*
Me: What are y'all up to...ya midnight-trips?
Friend: Nope we just chilling
by K Supreme June 5, 2018
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