flat wood

loose-leaf paper used to write on.

Luis was in class and had to take notes so he asked Eric for some flat wood.

by Chandee May 19, 2006

quality wood

An erection of exceptional intensity.

Within seconds she had me sportin' quality wood.

by Garland McFarland October 19, 2008

Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.

1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.

by Stevr13 January 26, 2014

phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf

Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.

by karl cs November 19, 2016

Wood-rat

A redneck, similar to that of a hood-rat, but from the woods, this person I countrified. They probably drive a big lifted truck, own a farm and act tough, despite him being from the country this person is not stupid and will actually fuck your day up if you piss him off.

He has a on off switch for his country boy charm and will steal your girl in a heartbeat if he wants to, he often will be seen drinking l, smoking Marlboros and playing loud country/hickhop music while driving a truck or tractor.

Girl #1: omg jake is sooo annoying with his country boy shit.

Girl #2: nah he just a cool wood-rat

by diggymac June 11, 2018

Morning wood

The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up.

Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!

My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!

by JackyBoiBigDee April 26, 2019

wood brother

A very homosexual male couple

Justin and Mike are wood brothers

by 6th grade sucks April 2, 2017