Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.
Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!
Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"
Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"
by Chocolate Pudding Man September 16, 2011
Get the Fire Jesusmug. The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain
"man, last nights vindaloo set my ring on fire" "i have a ring of fire due to my excesive vindaloo consumption"
by ffion red January 14, 2007
Get the ring of firemug. The classic EVE corp whipping boy. Usually gay and a total asshole. Can sometimes be found smack talking like hellwarrior but lacks the skills to back it up.
by Roba March 22, 2005
Get the Kittys Firemug. The best band to walk the planet, a truely unique group of guys. Worth checking out, they have an extremely hardcore but splendid fanbase. Not pronounce AFEE, so get it right. Insult them and I'll kill you.
by Nikki December 15, 2003
Get the a fire insidemug. When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.
Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"
Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"
Sam- "dude, so what happened?"
Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."
Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"
Sam- "dude, so what happened?"
Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."
Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
by Ryan January 9, 2007
Get the Fired the managermug. A popular american sport where they like to bomb anything that moves including weddings, their allies, the press corps, aid workers, their own men......
by black flag June 7, 2004
Get the friendly firemug. A proud and glorious nation in the Avatar: The Last Airbender series. The Fire Nation only tries to help other nations of the Avatar world move into the future but Water Tribesmen along with their mentally retarded minds cannot understand the benefits of Fire Nation hegemony which is why water tribesmen need to be killed off.
The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world.
The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world.
by The Harmeister April 9, 2008
Get the Fire Nationmug.