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Internet Footprint 

One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.
In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.

Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
Internet Footprint by keralastar October 12, 2009
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Internet-margin rule 

Girls tend to photoshop their pictures on the internet all of the time. When a boy is talking to a girl e.g via MSN and she sends him a picture of herself looking stunning, the boy must never forget the internet-margin rule. Because in reality this girl can be very unattractive. To avoid awkard situations the boy must picture her as atleast 20 to 30% uglier then on the pics.
Always remember the internet-margin rule...always
Internet-margin rule by ninety2 January 25, 2010

internet crawler 

Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.
Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.

Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.

Internet Addict 

Someone who is constantly on the internet on one or more of the following websites.
Twitter
Facebook
Youtube
Tumblr
Skype
etc.
If you're doing nothing, you're on one of these websites.
Friend: Whatcha doin?
Me: On tumblr looking at pictures of Youtubers... Oh and tweeting stuff on twitter... AND, and watching Cry play The Last Of Us on Youtube
Friend: Internet Addict much?
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's too many feels!

internet janitor 

this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers
every kzg admin is a internet janitor
internet janitor by kzg admin October 9, 2019

Not interested

The dialog option in Final Fantasy 7 when you can't give a fuck
"Hey, do you need instructions on how to ride a Chocobo?"
"Not interested"

internet scene

The scene of internet teens and young adults. Most are budding graphic designers. Many started out at Neopet guilds but then moved on to create actual websites and message boards. Like highschool, you have your "A-Listers" and "Wannabe's". You can climb up the internet ladder to become e-popular by befriending reknown a-listers or joining message boards.