Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

by Koor November 21, 2004

brown golf

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.

(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"

by Will & Chris May 23, 2006

brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

by shockalala July 19, 2014

The Todd Brown

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.

Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.

by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017

kieran brown

a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
kizza

that kieran brown is a complete waist of time

by myman42 May 7, 2019

Brown Handle

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle

Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.

by MJ2445 July 8, 2011

Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010