Itching Jenny

Mean and stubborn person

I wouldn't go in there, someone ate the last doughnut and he's being a real itching jenny about it.

by boynamedkim May 17, 2010

Jock Itch

1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet
1. to run away and hide

2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"

by AKA Donkey April 20, 2006

Gamers itch

The need to jerk off after long periods of gaming

After I got done playing COD I got a real bad gamers itch

by Sean1345 October 12, 2016

Itchywinkle

An Itchywinkle is an ailment usually suffered by Kernowwinkles and is the result of spending too much time hunting for stinkywinkles.
The best cure for an itchywinkle is to dip the afflicted member into a pint of beer, but NOT your own.

Quick pass me Perry's pint while he's in the toilet, this itchywinkle is driving me mad.

by pjuk January 17, 2010

itchyassitis

The terrible itching and/or burning sensation between the cheeks of your ass from working in extreme heat, in wet clothes, or from not wiping your ass good enough. In other words, give it a second wipe.

It was so hot at work, I had itchyassitis all night and bumburn this morning!

by Hipstr67 May 12, 2016

itchya

When you have an itch all over

Aww, I have a while itchya cunt

by Left Arm May 22, 2017

Itchyscratchy

When you are itchy and need to scratch because you have a disease or have gotten into something that doesn't agree with your body.

Susan has the itchyscratchy. Must have been hanging out in the poison ivy again.

by crazyardie December 12, 2018