by saturnchik12 November 2, 2009
Get the Bacon-atedmug. A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018
Get the Bacon Penismug. When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".
My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.
by JimothyMcJangles August 1, 2018
Get the foot baconmug. zee pearfect bleend of shaven and not shaven pubic har on a woman's vaginal areeah, make me veiner much horny!
by Professor Ver E. Orny July 9, 2003
Get the strip-of-baconmug. Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.
by justin May 13, 2005
Get the Canadian Baconmug. To arrive at a party, gig, or any social event after the police have raided or stopped it from continuing.
We arrived at the party with more beer but we were bacon late.
The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.
The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.
by RayBanRay June 28, 2010
Get the Bacon Latemug. Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.
Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
by ilikeitwetpls December 5, 2004
Get the bacon and eggsmug.