Heather

A calm and sweet girl with a habit of lying to impress. Very kind and nice, enjoys the company of freinds and animals. Is also a plant.

1: heather looks nice
2: she is

by Cimcamcoomcamcimcoomcom January 1, 2014

heather

heather is known as a huge wheal that that doesn't know when to shut the hell up, she lies she cheats and she stinks, she has the most nastiest hair and face and nasty looking body EVER. you would never want to date her because she is demanding and a big fat hoe. she will think shes all that but really shes just a skank!

hey did did you see heather?
yeah shes a fucking hoe

by 124876unicorn June 8, 2017

Heath

soft boi

Heath is a soft boi

by barevjan June 22, 2021

Dirty Heather

Is what happens when you put together a Dirty Tom and a Dirty Kelly, shaken not stirred.

Man that was a crazy night, we pulled the Dirty Heather and now I'm exhausted and my balls hurt.

by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020

Dirty Heather

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.

Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation

by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021

Heather Weather

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.

Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*

by Uvula February 17, 2010

Heath Ledgers

Rhyming slang for Swedgers a pseudonym for Ecstasy. MDMA, also known as Ecstasy - chemical name (3, 4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine), is a synthetic, psychoactive drug possessing stimulant and hallucinogenic properties. MDMA possesses chemical variations of the stimulant amphetamine or methamphetamine and a hallucinogen, most often mescaline. MDMA is a "mood elevator" that produces a relaxed, euphoric state.MDMA is taken orally, usually in tablet form; sometimes capsule form, in doses ranging from 50 to 150 mg. A normal dose is around 100 - 125 mg. 'Black market' ecstasy tablets vary widely in strength, and often contain other drugs. The size of the pill is not necessarily related to the dose. Its effects peak at about four hours and last approximately four to six hours.

This was made all the more ironic recently by the discovery of a naked, dead Heath Ledger at his New York apartment, surrounded by small white tablets of an undetermined origin.

"I got 15 heath ledgers for 2 squid off big Paul"

"Here, are there any Heath Ledgers floating about tonight? I want to get Heathed off my nut"

by Davey McTavish January 26, 2008