BBC Heaven

BBC Heaven is the place your girl goes to when she cheats on you/leaves you for one of the basketball people.

Person 1: “yo, what happened to your girl?”
Person 2: “Jason Luv took her to BBC heaven, all girls go to heaven and all guys go to hell.”

by Bebeck March 12, 2025

michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall

That boy is such a michael heavens

by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018

heaven

heaven is a bitch

heaven is a bitch she ugly and she thinks she cute

by SLAYYYYYY🦋💕 April 11, 2022

Heaven

Heaven-Coleons lul gangster bxtch.

Aye do you know heaven yea that’s Coleons lul gangster bxtch.

by problmchxld January 31, 2019

Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.

I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.

by 11penny September 26, 2021

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019