The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.

“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster

by anonymous June 19, 2022

A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022

hallway hamster

An individual who wanders a dorm room hallway waiting for someone to give them attention

Bro I just saw a kid walk pace up and down the hallway.
Yeah that's Eric, he's such a hallway hamster

by MilkyTreeCandy January 24, 2023

Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.

Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023

The Hamster

When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.

“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.

by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024