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New Hampshire thornspike

the act of pulling your meat missle out of a drunk fat girls ass, still covered in shit. Meat missle is than abruptly rammed into your homies ass. This is usually performed at a bonfire full of drunk retards in New Hampshire
Bro last night was INSANE, my buddy buddy paid me 20$ to give the 300 pound torta at the bonfire a New Hampshire thornspike
by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026
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New Hampshire Pothole

The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole
I just gave wpina a New Hampshire Pothole, it was AMAZING
by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 25, 2025
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New Hampshire pipe-bomb

When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time
“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while”

What the fuck is wrong with you”
by Coleslaw420 May 31, 2025
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Faircloth Hamplug

This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.
I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.
by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025
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New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.
Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.
by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026
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New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.
Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.
by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026
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New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one
yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull
by datkilla7373 January 20, 2026
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