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Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.
It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!
by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014
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hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.
by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022
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Kukkiwon hookers and whores

Noun: a person who acts as a hooker or whore doing sex acts with the martial artists and instructors at the kukkiwon conplex where. This is generally the lowest form of sexual depravity as these prostitutes have the dirtiest stankiest kunt holes on the planet? Disease ridden and vag cig stench accompany these sluts
Higgy nems: wheres tushie hittin bombs these days?

Jbosh: Bro you havent heard? Hes out hittin them kukkiwon hookers And whores pretending to be a martial artist. He got rid of that Kearns kunt so he could savage with some kukky sluts.
by ballplayer182 May 3, 2022
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Emotional Hooker

Someone who is always there for someone else in their time of emotional need but after they make someone else feel good they are thrown to the side and forgotten.
I feel like an emotional hooker the way my ex just kept me to make her feel better and then left me whenever I needed the same support .
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Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.
Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!
by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018
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Hooker

Who’s a hooker? Holly
by The ACTUAL Neil February 15, 2022
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