When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street
Me: Shit I just burped, that was random
You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?
Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo
You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?
Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo
by KeasterNZ February 05, 2009
Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.
Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
by wartotheend69 December 13, 2011
A dude who is a big time pervert and likes to peek through other peoples windows when they are on the shitter, whose wife left him and can no longer pay his bills, became a hobo and had to use his porn collection to start a trash fire to heat his garage. It is not uncommon for him to be drinking cheap beer while gathered around the hobo porno trash fire.
"Damn dawg, that rubber pussy sure is givin' off some heat. I'm gonna sleep good in my box tonight thanks to dat' hobo porno trash fire."
by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008
an urban sport in which players dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and try to steer greased hobos through an "obstacle course." (most often a mall or department store) extra points are awarded to players who engage in business transactions with bystanders who mistake them for real pimps.
by weeZy August 12, 2002
One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
by Lilparkczar December 18, 2007
A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.
by Sam Barcock March 18, 2007
by MaggotBrain420 September 28, 2020