Guido'd

A sexual position that relates to the way guidos dance in clubs, i.e. fist pumping in any orifice ( anal oral vaginal ).

Mike: "Yo Pauly, did you hear about what happened to that girl Vinny brought back from the club?"
Pauly D: "Nah brah, what happened?"
Mike: "She got guido'd!"
Pauly D: "Aww shit, brah! That's sick!"

by **rawritsccbetch** January 10, 2012

Guidos

a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.

"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."

by SexPanther#2 April 17, 2008

Dirty Girl Guide

The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.

Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night

by Spanther December 17, 2008

Guidettes

An amazing Italian girl who will kick anyone's ass if you mess with them. They're the BOSS.

Ashley Iaquez is the best out of all the Guidettes in the world.

by KJ69 January 16, 2012

whore guide

The opposite of a Cock Block. Synonym: Wingman

To be used as if a "tour guide"

"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"

by Tim Branson April 27, 2008

Lindo Guido

A Lindo Guido is a Italian Guy who is Real Sexy. He always has a fresh shape up/hair cut. Dresses Real Right Never Looks Like A Bum. Always Health Consious never wants to be sick. Always has a Tan. Smells Real Good. Fist Pumps everytime he goes to a club/party. when he goes to his home country italy he feels like the king. Has every girl and any girl he wants on his dick. Girls always throw themselfs at a Lindo Guido. Always Knows what to say to make a person smile. knows how to defend himself when he needs to. Always Has Cash on him. he's there when you need him. he can be tour bestfriend or your enemy. people are always envying a Lindo Guido

Damn i want that Lindo Guido
OMG that lindo guido is so sexy

Aye wassup Lindo Guido(;

by Lindo Guido Josh July 28, 2011

Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003