greg

i guess you looked it up...

Greg is the cult of Denny Gorbzalez.
join now to get your soul sucked away by a mischievous little nutcracker dude

ME: omg im truly greg
IDIOT: whats are you talking about?
ME: im a part of the fastest growing army on the internet!
IDIOT: *slowy backs away*

by laurenkathryne October 31, 2020

Greg

Greg is a little simple soul. He enjoys playing, biking, referencing things he's never read, responding to emails from his classmates, -- I'm polish baby --. You imagine when you're talking to him, that in a past life he probably enjoyed the company of naked mole rats, but now he's settled for the human species neither from which he's apart, nor to which he's a part.

Hi, ich bin Student, und heiße Greg, und will dich bumsen! translation: Hi I'm a student, named Greg, who wants to fuck you!

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020

The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people

I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023

Greg

Greg is the coolest man in the world, the person who everybody knows and loves. Greg is the best and fairest person you would ever know.

Jack said to Lewis, "Dude, stop thinking you're a Greg, cause you're not."

by cha-ching_ka_chicka May 29, 2021

Greg Louganis

When toilet paper is laid across the top of the toilet water stopping the water from splashing back up and onto your butt after you poop.

I am going to head to the bathroom and drop a Greg Louganis.

by BillyBoozeBag88 May 25, 2018

Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months

Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg

by Greggie85 July 22, 2021

Gregging my Doucette

A slang term for ‘jerking my c0ck’.

I got caught Gregging my Doucette in the locker room, than coach made me buy his cookbook.

by bigalo22 March 1, 2025