Greg

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.

Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"

by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021

Greg

The worlds #1 fastest growing channel on the internet, also the strongest family on Youtube.

Person #1:Whats Greg?
Person #2:The best thing on the internet.

by IMHAVINGASEZIURE September 24, 2022

Greg

someone who takes something precious and leaves you picking up the pieces, thriving on the thrill of their own game. xoxo

talk and promises, but turned out to be a gregory, flippin my world upside down and walkin away with a smirk

by bubblyharleyquin June 19, 2025

Greg

A type of person that is a part of a culture about destroying cars for fun. They mostly aint educated and has an IQ under normal. Common sited at Donken.

DUH DUH DUH (music) oHHHHHH (drunk)

-oh that´s a Greg.

by Notraggare September 29, 2021

greg

someone who doesnt show up to hangman club

where the fuck is greg

by ew bitch October 4, 2018

Greg

A sexy man who was apart of the diary of a wimpy kid book. He is a gigachad and a sexy man who can pull the whole universe including God, He is such a beast that he can punch the wall and break it with ease. There is a national Greg day named after him and is celebrated every 2 weeks

Greg: Hi
Literally the whole universe: Immediately jumps on greg and tries F'ing

by thrat the greg September 13, 2022

Greg Hefflies

Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley

Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works

by JoeyTheHorrorBoy June 18, 2023