A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.
Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
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Hungry Guy One: “I’m on it, we’re a great team!”
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A cucked Greg (see Gregg) Scoffing around in self pitty with the lack of courage or confidence to act on his own behalf resulting in a lifetime of pegging from life itself and him enjoying each moment of it.
Greg;
The modern suburban household nanny who was born absent a spine and male genitalia. A Greg’s most enjoyable activities involve cucked relationships, sissy pegging from over sized penises possibly from more than one at a time, receiving domination, and acceptance of degrading situations which he is unable to rebuttal due to being a spineless sissy homosexual with no balls
A cucked Greg (see Gregg) Scoffing around in self pitty with the lack of courage or confidence to act on his own behalf resulting in a lifetime of pegging from life itself and him enjoying each moment of it.
Greg;
The modern suburban household nanny who was born absent a spine and male genitalia. A Greg’s most enjoyable activities involve cucked relationships, sissy pegging from over sized penises possibly from more than one at a time, receiving domination, and acceptance of degrading situations which he is unable to rebuttal due to being a spineless sissy homosexual with no balls
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