a almost bald guy with imposter items in his beeg shoes. He also is stinke and always farts. Greg Helpme is obviously the imposter and is too powerful. He is also secretly depressed and a wimpy kid (a front for his EVIL plot). He is also secretly is a scary pink man from octopus contest.
by susy man and dhar man but sus February 23, 2022

Greg is the fastest growing army on youtube (don’t look that up it is true)
Greg might be a cult (we don’t know for sure)
Greg will take over the world
Greg is god
Greg will never go away
Becoming Greg is inevitable
We will all become truly Greg
Greg will never die
Greg
Greg might be a cult (we don’t know for sure)
Greg will take over the world
Greg is god
Greg will never go away
Becoming Greg is inevitable
We will all become truly Greg
Greg will never die
Greg
Greg can be used in many different ways for example
Greg 1: “I Gregged so much last night, I might have a baby Greg idk yet though.”
Greg 2: “I know right? That party was so Greg last night.”
Greg 1: “I Gregged so much last night, I might have a baby Greg idk yet though.”
Greg 2: “I know right? That party was so Greg last night.”
by Xxktty_clipxX May 10, 2025

A greg is someone who is fundamentally inferior but delusional in self-superiority. Don’t be a Greg.
by nigaret December 11, 2023

by guymanperson420 December 2, 2020

by andioop_sksksksksk October 16, 2020

To greg someone is to ask them many questions (some would claim an unending barrage of questions) in order to suss out information and get to the root of what's really going on here. The objective of gregging someone is to gain a full understanding, or even enlightenment. There is no shame in gregging someone, especially if others are unwilling to ask the tough questions.
I decided to greg (verb) him about why he needed to buy another DeLorean given that he had owned several in the past and always ended up getting rid of them. I also gregged him on the specifics of how much it cost, why was the owner selling it, where was he going to keep it, is he buying it just to relive his youth one more time, etc... you know, the usual stuff.
by Worldtravels April 23, 2024
