grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

Grandma

Courtney bowman

Grandma bowman

by Amy..... October 21, 2020

pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022

grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

by tateeeeee June 3, 2018

bukaki grandma

When grandma gets tipsy with the other retirees at the community center dance and comes home looking like Something About Mary!

Granny Bukaki had some vanilla pudding on her rhinestone cateye glasses when she came home. Otherwise known as Bukaki Grandma

by Tianzu50 March 17, 2025

Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.

Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.

by Naplii December 1, 2023