Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011
Get the Grandma Textmug. by Alana808 May 26, 2024
Get the alabama grandmamug. by tartaglias wife July 9, 2021
Get the belly dancing grandmamug. You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013
Get the Grandma assbangermug. by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022
Get the Yummy Grandma'smug. -Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018
Get the Grandma's secret recipemug. #g-rape.st
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆
They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆
They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
by KelrlddippninOx8oooohhh July 14, 2023
Get the Grandma eve e-lynmug.