Grandma's Cole Slaw

The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced

Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.

by Lohn Jocke February 04, 2011

barbecued grandma

A grandma who has been crisped to the core on a stake.

“Hey want to come have my barbecued grandma?

by WhatdoIdoifIatemygrandma101 April 22, 2023

grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.

by thatswhack June 04, 2018

grandma orlando

A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in

Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌

by Enorma P. Ness September 18, 2023

grandma shirlee

saggi tideez but a kind heart

grandma Shirlee : "when i was younger i wanted to be older
this shit is not what i expected."

by shartslurper October 17, 2019

Grandma boobies

Mike in the playroom

Here comes grandma boobies with die hard 2

by Otto wick April 10, 2023

Grandma Barb's BORG

Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!

I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023