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Gooch

Gooch is a word that you use when you annoyed at someone it shows your upset
Its a well used word in midleton
Q. WHAT A GOOCH OMD
A. SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE A GOOCH
by The one and only BRICK November 23, 2021
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Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 4, 2020
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Gooch

That’s Gooch
by Smudge1 December 10, 2020
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Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.
by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012
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gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister
by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011
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