@gardenpoht

Gardenpoht is the definition of the best/kindest person you will ever meet, unlike most friends you will never feel the need to vent or rant about them, reason being they are practically incapable of hurting ones feelings.

@gardenpoht is the bestest friend I've ever had, after 3 years not once have I ever had a single bad thought about them.

by flowrpoht April 9, 2022

garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.

Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.

by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022

Gardphobia

The irrational fear of meeting someone with a bigger ass than yourself.

That guy ran away as soon as he saw me, he must have some type of gardphobia.

by ivive September 7, 2022

Garobesiest

Any individual who’s name is Garcia who is mildly to severely obese

Look at that garobesiest walking over there

by Clipple skin April 27, 2023

Garbdog

A person who garbs.

“You are such a garbdog!”

by Garbo Darbo May 15, 2023

Garden Of Salvation

The vex themed destiny 2 raid from shadowkeep. The only claim to fame GoS had is its link to all the racists and fragile ego players on the game. It takes 12 minutes to clear.

Yo, did you hear about that obese GoS gamer AngryPenny14 he has such a fragile Ego.

Yo, you up for Garden of Salvation?
RaffersaurusRex: fuck off nigger

by AngryPenny14HasFragileEgo August 2, 2023

gargdjshaq

A word for a real dumbass. It can also be used as the word "Garg"

"Aww you fucking Garg"
"Hey my buddy is a real gargdjshaq"
"these fucking drivers are gargs dude"

by wecallthembiggers September 26, 2023