Primal Gamer

a Primal Gamer is a gamer that has abandoned his mind

and tapped into his inner cave man to shoot anything in site

Hey i play apex legends with my friend tom
tom? isnt he a primal gamer?
yea he keeps shotting at anything that moves

by natan33988 April 30, 2021

Epic Gamer

Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer

Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars

Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status

Guy 1: god, i am such a loser

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.

Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?

by Snuggie January 7, 2022

Mobile Gamer

A person who plays games on a mobile platform. Yes we are gamers.

PC Gamer: I use PC!
Mobile Gamer: I use mobile
Other dude: OK

by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 24, 2022

Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.

"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."

by toastmann October 8, 2022

hi gamer

greetings to your fellow gamer who plays video games and stuff

person 1: hi gamer.
person 2: hello.

by girfious October 27, 2023

Second-hand Gamer

When someone says they are a gamer, but they do not actually experience playing the game themselves. They only watch other people's walkthroughs/play throughs/let's plays/etc. to gain knowledge of the game.

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Matt is a gamer?!
Person 2: Nah, bro. He's never actually played the game. He only watches people play. Like a Second-hand Gamer or something.

by AssSassClass December 12, 2017