ass fruit

Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.

I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.

by DJDiggler August 8, 2006

Fruit basket

When someone is doing something fruity or gay!

Mom you seriously need to stop being a fruit basket!

by SexyBeast80 August 29, 2011

Fruit Salad

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together

Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight

by Louisiana Fast : ) July 26, 2017

Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.

robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit

by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009

Wet fruit

Good wet pussy.

Yo she had some good ass wet fruit.

by Ball master March 12, 2017

fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009