French Lumberjack

A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.

If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

by Pop Tart Cat Puke July 22, 2012

French Toasted

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed

Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game

by AsianSensationLigma November 19, 2021

French Shuffle

The French Shuffle is an online music platform that showcases the best in french touch, disco, and electro, delivering music news, free MP3s, reviews, and more.

Dude, did you hear Chromeo's new album on the French Shuffle? It was awesome!

by Xavier de Rosnay January 3, 2015

French Blowjob

A phrase popularised by Ian Karmel (Head writer Late Late Show), David Gborie (Voice of Comedy Central) and South Dakota's Sean Jordan. The French Blowjob is the act of anal intercourse with a loved one, or at least an acquaintance

Ian told David his girlfriend was on her period, so he got a French Blowjob

by GhostlySpectre March 17, 2020

French Bungus

The act of two male ani touching intimately or romantically.

Jacobsen: Hey, Weatherby, lets experiment with our french bungus technique.

Weatherby: Let me put away my Michael Bolton CD collection then we can French Bungus all night.

by TheBash October 22, 2008

French whack

the act of placing the erect male genitalia i.e. fuck stick, between two lucious female breasts

Me: "Your sister gave me a French whack last night!"
You: "What the fuck is a French whack?"
Me: "It's a titty fuck!"

by c money millionaire April 9, 2008

French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

by KikiC December 20, 2010