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Keep Fishing

Quite possibly one of Weezer's best songs, featuring a music video with the Muppets.

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A fishing metaphor for someone to keep trying at a difficult task, or to simply keep fishing.
Hey, i was up at 2 in the morning listening to Keep Fishing by Weezer!
by Lee Bird July 26, 2009
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fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
by zabuma March 30, 2009
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Fishing

Practically having sex with your clothes on, in a bar, on the dance floor, with a huge crowd doing the same thing.
Hey, want to go to Whiskey River tonight and go fishing ?
by kraekraebaby August 30, 2013
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gon-fishing

n. The act of blowing ones gonorrhea-infected load into another persons rectum and then sucking it out with a straw for orgasmic pleasure.

see shrimping
Max contracted gonorrhea from some slovenly harlot he picked up down on 34th Street, and then went through the process of gon-fishing by blowing his puss-filled ejaculate into her southern-most oriface.
by Gon-fisherman June 29, 2004
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crab fishing

Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).
"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."
by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005
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ninja fishing

To put red Swedish fish in a woman's vagina while on her period so it makes earning one's red wings a much more pleasant and exciting experience.
Todd went Ninja Fishing on me last night and couldn't get enough of it....now he wishes I got my period more often.
by Sexy sparkle March 7, 2014
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Pearl Fishing

The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.
Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing
by Crack1111 September 26, 2010
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