fancy

The area between the scrotum and anus.

That tickles my fancy.

by The REAL Amazing Joe, the other one is gay April 12, 2006

Fencing

Fencing is a pseudo-sport where college-age, predominantly virgin male anime fags meet to attempt to learn some sort of ancient art of sword fighting. They will tell you they do it for the competition and athleticism involved, but the truth is that they think it's super awesome to be a sword fighter, which might actually be true if common college fencing clubs actually helped you in any way learn the art of swordplay (the art of killing), not the art of getting points for whacking your friends with a stick.

Fencing is one of those activities that might have been a cooler thing to get into if it hadn't been taken over by geeks and nerds (pretty much the same thing has happened to karate and other forms of martial arts in the last few years). Most of them think that when the zombie apocalypse happens they'll be fighting off hordes of zombies with real swords while fellow survivors look on in awe at their amazing display of dexterity and physical prowess. The fact of the matter is that by trying to fight at close range, these wannabe sword masters will be the first to get overrun and bitten, leaving their smarter friends who brought guns to either save them or make the mercy shot.

An actual conversation I had at the gym with one of my friends who got into fencing:

Me: "Hey man, what's up?"
Him: "Not much, just going to fencing club, you should come."
Me: "Nah man, I'm just here to work out, after that I've gotta get over to the labs to work on some stuff for a project."
Him: "Dude, you're a fucking pussy for not coming to fencing!"
Me: "What the hell man, you're a fucking pussy for not working out for real. Have fun beating sticks together with a bunch of other sweaty dudes."

by RC_rep October 3, 2010

Fencing

when 2 penises cross paths in a threesome

"me and my mate ended up Fencing when we were hammering this bird the other night"

by waynes ear's December 25, 2008

Fancy Schmancy

a high brow word for a comman item:

pate = chopped liver

by Paul Marion January 29, 2004

Fancy Feast

Taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your sexual partner

My girlfriend ate a big bowl of my "Fancy Feast" last night

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

fence-sitter

A negative term for someone who is bisexual.

I thought she liked girls, or is she a fence-sitter?

by cora January 1, 2005

Fancyboy

decillionaire fancyboy one who wealth is estimated at a decillion or decillions (as of dollars).
-fancyboy usually loves dressing with the latest styles of fashion, driving in the hottest paint job on a 64' chevy with a pair of 23" Giovanni rims with low-profile tires.

- fancyboy usually dress in expensive cloths.
-fancyboy is touchy, thinking the looks are only for fancygirls to touch!!!!
-fancyboy makes money rain out the sky!!!!!

-fancyboy wears only black NIKE AIR MAX (lots of different kind)

-fancyboy keeps new wardrobes!!!!!
-fancyboy gets all the girls!!!

man, look at his car, n'all look at his clothes and shoes, man he gotta be a Fancyboy!!!!!!

by Neigungsohn July 25, 2009