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On a Scale of 1-Fail

When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.

Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"

"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"

"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego

At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"

"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.

Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
by Phauxed June 13, 2010
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epic fail

Me: 8 years wasted... George W. Bush shall be known as the greatest epic fail ever made between a man and a woman.

Dave Chappell: Word.
by wholeoh March 30, 2009
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National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!
“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”
by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022
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Fail

A common term these days used by people in humourous, blunderous or stupid situations. It is commonly used online in a comical way especially on websites such as this and You-Tube and MSN conversations.
When a 16 year old gets owned by his mother in front of a supermarket - You say "Fail" at the 14 year old

Patrick Star lecturing Spongebob Squarepants on the concept of "fail": "I fail. You fail. He- she- me... fail. Fail; Failing; (We'll have thee fail; Failrama); Failology; the study of Fail. It's first grade Spongebob."

YouTube: "Fail-Blog ... .org!!"

Mr A: "I like guys u knw"
Mr A: "OMG WRONG CHAT"
Mr B: "LOLO!!!! ~~~ Fail"
by Lelouchvi September 9, 2009
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Epic Fail (phail)

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.
Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)
by Meek Meek October 20, 2008
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failer

Noun. A person that tries and tries again with no success until they finally become wealthy, popular, and/or loved by the masses.
That guy is such a failer, he should just call it a day and try again tomorrow.
by Mattnchico June 11, 2006
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Failbox 360

The xbox 360 fails so hard:
RROD
Failing software
Failing service
Failing controller
100% of fail... Call it the failbox, it suits the piece of shit
I got a Failbox 360 and it got RROD
by Georgioz December 16, 2009
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