A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
Get the Finchem mug.A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
Get the Finchem mug.The art of stealing shit from another man’s ass while he’s actually defecating and before it hits the toilet, as a means of payback.
Mark wanted to own the libs so bad that he devised a plan to give 4 finchems per day to pay them back for stealing the election.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
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(n) Referring to a place of oblivious natural statistical confirmation accompanied by a revolutionary demonstration investigating jurisdiction representing extraterrestrial illumination
by Samwise_gamgee2 December 4, 2022
Get the Finchgurgle mug.A slang word for a combination of two or more things that are not good together - the name is a combination of a finch and a mole, which would not be a good combination of things.
James: did you hear that Dominoes is making a pizza combined with a board game for family game nights?
Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.
Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.
by Elkeeon December 6, 2022
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