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fattest person EVER!

Discord user; imskinnyLol#7411
following examble;
person number 1: ew whos that theyre sooo fat!!
person number2: oh, thats imskinnyLol#7411! shes the fattest person EVER!
by truthmustbetold October 9, 2021
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National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day

Once a month any day between the 15th and the 30th you can send this to Girlfriend,sidechicc and/or Fucc buddy and they must have to choose either best head or best nude possible.
You: *sends definition* todays National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day choose your picc
Her: okay hold on *sends best nude possible*

You: ooou say less
by BabamfknYagga October 5, 2021
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Niamh the best gf ever

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart
Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life
by Lucas 172551 December 10, 2020
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Evere

To be in so much or "severe" pain that the s is removed
Tadiwa was in evere pain while getting his hair done
by Swahee August 31, 2022
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five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough
Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out
by BassMan24 July 30, 2025
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if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023
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