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Cottonwood Eric

When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”

Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”

Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 25, 2021
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Prince Eric’s Secret

While a girl is blowing you, a live fish must be inserted up to it’s tail in her vagina and she continues to blow you while the fish’s tail slaps around between her legs.
“Ariel may want to be where the people are, but Prince Eric’s Secret reveals that he wants to be where her people are.”
by anonymous June 25, 2023
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Pulling an Eric Trump

To make an egregiously untrue statement about oneself as though it were fact.
Person A: I have a 75 inch cock.
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”

Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."
by UhDoubleUpUhUh December 11, 2022
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Pulling an Eric

When you can’t fight the throb anymore so you have to leave the function and bust one.
“Hey Shuggs left the function, said he had a family emergency

“Nah Shuggs is pulling an Eric, he does this all the time
by CatinDaHat69 May 31, 2023
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The Three R's of Eric Cartman

Rich
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.
Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!

Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*
by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023
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Erick

stop being an Erick
by crazyclthrr May 24, 2017
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Erick

A dumb ass nigga who asks out other bitches while dating one
Erick is a nigga fagot
by hidedabag November 4, 2019
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