Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?

Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation

Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*

by garysmattressinc March 25, 2024

Emerion

Emerion, is known for being very loyal. Most of the time has an afro or some type of braids. Emerion is also known for being very ugly and stands out of the crowd in a bad way. He also has a way of getting a lot of girls to run away from him. He is a magnet for girls named Ida and Hailey. He is very loud and obnoxious(genetically inclined to do so) in the way he talks and is always making everything into a joke(him being the biggest one). On top of all that he is super weak and slow he's known for joining sports teams but gets kicked off of them easily . Usually spreading it to multiple sports not just one, but he finds a way to fail in all of them. He is also very dedicated to his school. He maintains horrible grades throughout the year and takes rigorous courses to look cool.

Emerion is chill but sometimes he can be a pain

by Tyrone Moldy January 12, 2025

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025

emerculate

Merc, or emerculate: To kill, or eliminate something - used in a videogame scenario.
ee-mur-k-you-late

I just emerculated them. Time to emerculate them.

by 42bird. February 3, 2026

Emergency Frog Situation

A meme that was made in the dreams of a Reddit user, u/forzenny, where it was spammed on Twitter for seemingly no reason. The meme was popularized by YouTuber Matt Rose. The meme consists of a picture of a toy frog that changes color, with Papyrus font in lowercase saying "emergency frog situation," accompanied by a snippet of "We Are Number One" and Matt Rose yelling the same text into a megaphone.

Matt Rose, into a megaphone: "EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!"
We Are Number One blares in the background.

by inpherno March 11, 2026