eskimo wife

two girls who have had their first kiss from the same guy

girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!

by chocolatelover235 September 13, 2016

eskimo palace

When your Eskimo brother and sister mate to have Eskimo children. Then their children have children etc... Etc...

Are you a member of my Eskimo palace? Fuck yeah eskibro

by Potmonkey August 23, 2016

eskimo nephew

When two guys fuck the same girl and she's has a kid with one of them

I have 10 Eskimo Nephews

by Nelsonsucksanus July 9, 2016

ESKIMO

TrevorMotherFuckinGuy!!

Have you met ESKIMO!!

by Skittlezz😍 May 15, 2016

Eskimo Stepbrothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers, when 2 dudes fuck the same girl, but she is black.

Yo, me and Nick just became Eskimo Stepbrothers!

That's kinda cool, but still pretty fucking gross man.

by Mr. Bootylicious June 26, 2016

Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.

Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...

by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016

eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016