by Dan Morris September 8, 2006
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Situated on a gravelly glacial morraine just out of sight of the majestic Rocky mountains and very close to the rich fertile earth of Benalto Eckville's lack of oil deposits have kept it from the neo-industrialisation that has despoiled much of Alberta. Eckvillians, untouched by the trappings of ostentatious wealth displayed by their consanguinous neighbours in Benalto, revel in their Amish-like attachment to aging wooden vehicles and small poultry holdings. Nestled in their wooded canyon, well-served by an ice-highway in winter and government motor-sled service in summer, Eckville has become a haven for performance artists, accordian troupes and genetically modified geese enthusiasts.
A very camp "Bavarian Lawn Ornament Festival" featuring displays of Austrian Gnomes and Miniature Jockeys is held at the Putsch Hall in even-numbered years and usually attracts a good number of older germanic gentlemen holding boldly decorated beer steins and youg busty-blausen co-eds with shaved heads.
Clubs devoted to hunting elk, pond hockey, rock sorting, gravel amassing and duck breeding help to keep the populace amused through the long winters.
The long-planned Holocaust Memorial is on hold, since the needed permits have been denied, but a new windshield chip repair shop will open in the fall of 2012 to provide some needed jobs and bring some outsiders off the road.
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Situated on a gravelly glacial morraine just out of sight of the majestic Rocky mountains and very close to the rich fertile earth of Benalto Eckville's lack of oil deposits have kept it from the neo-industrialisation that has despoiled much of Alberta. Eckvillians, untouched by the trappings of ostentatious wealth displayed by their consanguinous neighbours in Benalto, revel in their Amish-like attachment to aging wooden vehicles and small poultry holdings. Nestled in their wooded canyon, well-served by an ice-highway in winter and government motor-sled service in summer, Eckville has become a haven for performance artists, accordian troupes and genetically modified geese enthusiasts.
A very camp "Bavarian Lawn Ornament Festival" featuring displays of Austrian Gnomes and Miniature Jockeys is held at the Putsch Hall in even-numbered years and usually attracts a good number of older germanic gentlemen holding boldly decorated beer steins and youg busty-blausen co-eds with shaved heads.
Clubs devoted to hunting elk, pond hockey, rock sorting, gravel amassing and duck breeding help to keep the populace amused through the long winters.
The long-planned Holocaust Memorial is on hold, since the needed permits have been denied, but a new windshield chip repair shop will open in the fall of 2012 to provide some needed jobs and bring some outsiders off the road.
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I'm nearly out of gas Sophie. Why don't we drive a few miles off the beaten path and get some gas and a few bags of gravel in Eckville?
Good choice Saul! If we're lucky the Rock Festival is this weekend.
Good choice Saul! If we're lucky the Rock Festival is this weekend.
by gnostic1 July 8, 2011
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Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.
Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.
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Get the liquid echo mug.an ecuadorian can range from being very smart and beautiful to being dumb and non-attractive, although all South American people carry this trait (ex. Venezuela,Colombia,Peru, etc.) Finding an Ecuadorian that comes from the beautiful parts of Ecuador, meaning they're pretty, cute, tall, and just right, can really put shame to the rest of the attractive people around you. You can consider Ecuador to be the Dominican Republic of South America, since it's known for its fun/interesting culture, its variety of dark-skinned people, beautiful beaches, warm tropical environment, and beautiful women that roam the streets of Guayaquil, Playas, Montañita, Piñas del Oro etc. The women have their own unique look from being tan, white, and of course brown(or darker.) They hold some of the best latin curves you will see in South America. Ecuadorians have different accents depending on their origin of the country. If from Guayaquil, most of the time they would have a fast-speaking accent, similar to a Dominican accent. If from the inner cities such as Quito, Cuenca, Baños de Ambato, they would have a mid-toned accent that comes with proper grammar which makes them sound and look intelligent and well-mannered. Very prideful people but despise others that think they're better than them. Unlike the people from it's sister country , Colombia, Ecuadorians do not need to be spoiled and ego-centric(thinking the world revolves around you) to actually be the best.
1.That man right there is a very handsome, well-mannered hispanic, one can easily tell he's Ecuadorian.
2.Her Ecuadorian curves cannot be compared to the flat and skinny Colombian women.
2.Her Ecuadorian curves cannot be compared to the flat and skinny Colombian women.
by Citizen of New York May 26, 2011
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Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW
Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!
Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!
by Jordandijinz0rz November 5, 2009
Get the Ecuadorian Handshake mug.Eco describes a sub-social group of people who are passionate about the enviroment. Like any other social group Ecos are identified by their group behavior, clothing styles, and in some cases dogma or activism. Related sub-social groups are Hippies and New Agers.
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