door watching

1. Watching a door

2. Standing at an open door watching something on the other side of such door, such as the TV, person across the street, your mom.

1. Shit! I thought I just saw that door move! I better keep an eye on it.

2. I watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy by door watching.

by perennialartist June 18, 2007

Door Whore

In a drunken stupor is a case where someone holds a door open for various amounts of time, or people.

That guy just held the door open for the past twenty people.

What a door whore.

by RedRocket133069 October 18, 2011

back door dip

another term for the act of anal sex

she wouldnt shut up so i gave here the back door dip then threw it in her yapper.

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003

Cabin Door

The seal of your rectoanal sphincter between your descending colon and the outside world.

My squeaky cabin door kept me up all night after demolishing a bag of jalapeno potato chips.

by friday night October 9, 2009

Screen Door in Queens

Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.

useage:

ex.1:

"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."

ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?

Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.

Kramer: I'll do it.

George: Really? You wanna come?

Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.

Elaine: Where are they goin'?

Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.

by nicemarmot August 4, 2010

Next door assholes

Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?

You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.

Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?

Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.

by tsunbot October 8, 2011

ringing doorbells

When you push a girls nipples and say DING DONG

Female: He was ringing doorbells
Female 2: i wish my man would ring my doorbells

by Phillip Marine March 5, 2014