Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017

dolphin

a creature that lives in the ocean

i love dolphins

by dolphoo November 14, 2020

Dolphin

An open-source Gamecube and Wii emulator.

Dolphin is the only option for Wii emulation.

by YusufT19 December 28, 2018

squealing dolphin

An act in which you are boning your lady friend and in the midst of her screaming of pleasure you would have to pull out and stick it in her pooper. Then she'll wail like a dolphin.

I was banging Rachel and I attempted the squealing dolphin, let's just say the police were involved.

by FappuccinoCream November 27, 2014

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024