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teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance
by bill a. January 11, 2004
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Slow Dance

A close-contact dance between a male and female that most often leads to something more.
Jane: So Kelly and Jordan were doing a slow dance that night?

Sam: Yeah, they were practically joined to the hip all night! I saw them sneaking outside together afterwards.
by Mint Julep August 15, 2009
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pee pee dance

The twitchy, gyrating, fidgetty, and impatient behavior that people have when they are (1) really excited about something and can't wait to tell you or (2) have an overly full bladder and are about to explode while waiting to pee.
"Mark was so excited about his news that he did the pee pee dance until we let him interrupt our discussion."

"Porky drank 3 Big Gulps and then did the pee pee dance for 5 minutes while he waited for the restroom to become available."
by Popehat May 30, 2006
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Flake-Dance

The erractic dance of the keyboardist from rammstein "flake" , usually during the course of the song "Weisses Fleisch" Its humour is usually multiplied by his attire, silver trench coat and hot pants.
Oh my its just like the flake dance
by das feind March 19, 2004
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Danger Kitty Fashion

1)The clothes worn by a BOLD, SEXY, FUN, DARING woman who likes to flaunt her sexy body, without looking trashy.
2)Super Sexy, often revealing, yet tasteful clothes.
Oh man! You can totally see that bitches titties slipping out of that top on the dance floor! Now that's Danger Kitty Fashions if I ever saw it!
by Tila Taquilla February 26, 2009
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Get Dance

The act of meeting up with a partner or some friends to engage in recreational dancing of any style.
"Me and my girlfriend totally got dance last night."

"I met this really suave older guy and we got dance all night, it was amazing."

"Hey, you seem cool. You wanna get dance with me some time?"

"I got same sex dance for the first time yesterday. It was a little wierd at first but I really liked it."

"That girl at the bar has been smiling at you all night. You should go and try to get dance with her!"
by Sebastian Val August 7, 2012
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horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.
I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.
by Stan B. August 31, 2003
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