sloppy dallas

When a girl packs a lip full of dip and gives you a blowjob

Hey jimmy did you get that sloppy dallas last night from Linda

by Bobrossballin October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Oral sex in which the person giving oral has a mouthful of dip in the mouth

Hey there buddy, do you want to get a Sloppy Dallas from me? I’m really good at it.

by SquishedFetus October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your sister packs a fat lip and give you a blow job

Hay sis will you give me a sloppy Dallas

by Sloppy sister October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you’re getting head from a girl, and she has a fat wad of dip in her lip. Leaving dirt yellow steaks on your Dick.

Guy: You see that country girl with the dip in her lip?
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!

Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.

by Tmpr October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Sloppy dallas

when you get a blowjob from a chick that packed a fat lip of dip

guy 1 “hey dude this chick just gave me sloppy dallas”
guy 2 “eww dude that’s awesome”

by DipLipDaddy October 15, 2020

Dallas Dilemma

The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.

Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.

by Guazi January 12, 2021