Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.

Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.

by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006

Dr. Proct

A proctologist.

A proctologist who moonlights after business hours and takes care of gay mens needs.

David went to go see Dr. Proct today.

Wow!!! David really loves Dr. Proct!! What a queermo!!!


David had to see Dr. Proct for problems with roids.

by scappuccino February 14, 2009

Dr. Swift

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe

Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!

by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014

TD;DR

Too drunk don't remember

Person 1: What happened at your part last night?

Person 2: TD;DR

by Lord-Jackington October 9, 2014

Dr. Lovegood

A man or woman who can make love so well that they should be a professional at great sex.

Eddie, can you be my Dr. Lovegood again? I need a cure for my jungle fever!

by true ambidextrous May 8, 2015

TMM;DR

Too much math; did not read

That wikipedia link you sent me about statistical forecasting was insane. TMM;DR

by PiggehWiggeh May 30, 2015

OT;DR

Off topic; didn't read

My new fav response to mansplainers.

Woman on the Internet: Women are dying.
Mansplainer: Let me tell you something about feminism--
Me: I would've quoted his entire response but it was OT;DR

by @meganomalous July 5, 2016