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cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
by jmengle March 28, 2016
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Cyberballs

Cyberballs - When little punk ass butt hurt individuals get on the internet and leave comments , voice/force their opinion on everyone in the comment section because they are hidden behind a screen name and I.P. Address , and if given the chance they would keep quite if face to face with the person they are talking shit to on the internet
Sometimes when i am on line i hate reading comments from little punk ass bitches who have Cyberballs when they hidden behind their screen names and tucked away in their houses , thinking they are little bad asses
by Wehoprince September 30, 2016
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cyber winter fling

When you match with someone on a dating app and develop a fling texting, but are too deep in the winter blues, too lazy in your sweat pants, and too busy watching romantic Xmas comedies with your roommate to actually meet in person.
The key rule is to never have sex with a cyber winter fling before New Year's Eve.
by Amelietheporcupine December 29, 2016
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cableist

Having an unfair advantage in watching live news, sports, etc. because you can shell out the money every month for overpriced cable
We have to go to our cableist friend's house to watch the football game.... he doesn't realize how privileged he is
by Shernandtu January 23, 2017
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cyber-murder

The definition of cyber-murder is when a bullyor group of bullies uses social media sites, complaining platforms, apps that rate people or businesses, and/or any public third party site on the web to publish defamatory content with the intent to ruin a particular person and/or business. The content they publish typically uses the following illegal tactics: defamation, libel, harassment, humiliation, stalking, threatening, slander (when they actually speak), embarrassment, demeaning language, prejudicial phrases, absurd exaggerations, links to things totally irrelevant to the subject but containing negativity, misleading conjecture, incorrect information, and specific or general erroneous claims backed by "evidence" which is fraudulent, doctored, and/or of a nature that would be absolutely unacceptable to use in real life or a court case.
Susie was so envious of the attention and positive reception that Mercedes' new business was receiving that she recruited some strangers she met in a Facebook group to launch a calculated cyber-murder attack on the business.
by PurpleMercedes September 13, 2017
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cyberbitching

Complaining about your significant other (or anyone for that matter) online because you can't handle your issues with them like an adult.
Tommy was cyberbitching about his girlfriend Linda because she was going out tonight without him, instead of just talking to her about it.
by TNMarine October 21, 2017
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Cable bake

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked
1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now
by Harry10932 November 8, 2017
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