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by Lazylittlebastard April 13, 2019
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CUNT

A C.U.N.T, which stands for Can't Understand Nerd Tendencies, is a group of people (mostly female) who are non-gamers or do not have "nerdy" interests. They fill the air with their incessant ravings about video games and gamers. They are usually in a relationship with a gamer (who never hid their gaming or nerdy interests) whom they constantly nag, criticize, and badmouth for it.
Josh: "Hey Dude, why weren't you online last night?"

Adam: "I'm sorry, man. The Cunt was harping about me playing so much so I took a night off."

"That C.U.N.T. has the nerve to complain about me playing my new game. She said she wanted to spend time together. I turned it off to do so and ended up watching Twilight..."

"My cunt of a boyfriend broke up with me because I declined his invite to hang out at the mall in favor of playing Zelda...."
by aSexyNerdyGirl December 6, 2012
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cunt

The best thing to fuck hard and fist I love licking sick cunts and cunts are what make the world a good place and a.l we need is a sick cunt and the world will be fucked
My cunt is sexier than your cunt
by Wattie November 22, 2015
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CUNT

Cunt is actually an abbreviation for - Can't Understand Normal Thinking or C.U.N.T.
Joe: You know Bob, Susan just - Can't Understand Normal Thinking!
Bob: Yeah, Joe, I know - I guess she's just a cunt - C.U.N.T.
by Inkbuddy August 16, 2018
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CUNT

A beautiful fleshy slit between a woman's legs that may have hair or may be clean shaven. It makes the cock of men hard and drip with pre cum just at the thought of it. It is warm tight and wet and perfect for dipping one's dick inside and fucking till every drop of nutt has been emptied inside it.
We smoked a blunt then she let me slip my big black cock deep inside her pink hairless CUNT till I came.

I shot 3 load of nutt deep inside her cunt

I whimpered as I jizzed in side her tight cunt

Man did your mom cunt fuck me last night.

the head of my cock got really red as I came on her cunt lips.
by cuntlover11 June 1, 2011
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Cunt

1. One of the most offensive words in the English language.

2. A sort of Shawn
by Roger-M June 22, 2008
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cunting

When a lady of the female species takes a running jump pulling her flaps apart and landing on someone head therefore cunting them.
Girl 1: What did you do last night?
Girl 2: I was cunting your mum.
by Johnathan1707 March 4, 2010
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