crusty outlaw

When it is late at night and you fuck your girlfriend in the butt and it is really messy. Then you let it air dry then the next morning she sucks your crusty cock.

This dude that I was playing video games with told me about how his girlfriend loves to give him crusty outlaws...I am so jealous of him!!!

by TerribleTarans May 6, 2009

crusty cake

1. The skid mark left in ones underwear after taking a large satisfying dump without adequate wiping.

2. A turd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.

Eg. Oh man, I left the biggest crusty cake in the teachers private bathroom yesterday.

by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

Crusty Kid

A kid who plays roblox, minecraft, critikal ops or fortnite and watches dream and owns clothes of those games. Thier appearance are usually video game clothes, freckles and often fat. Their favourite food/snacks are mcdonalds and chips with sourcream and onion.

1. Look at those Crusty Kids over there!
2. they be mad crusty tho!

by Pǻkémún December 4, 2021

crusty musty dusty and rusty

a gen-z slang, used as an insult. may be used in any combination you like.
usually used by teenage girls to express how musty your ass is

how to use crusty musty dusty and rusty
"hi"
"get yo crusty musty ass out of my face"
"??..."
"you know what you did you rusty dusty-"
"SHUT UP YOU C R U S T Y M U S T Y D U S T Y R U S T Y A S S"
".."

by hellokityy? March 4, 2023

crusty labia

normally what happens when you grow old, or your just a dirty whore with a drying problem...

"ew... that girl was nasty... she had crusty labia like woah..."
"dude thats my mom!"
"ya so?"
"dude your such a salkys..."

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

crusty joe

The dried up shit that is left in your pantaloons

hey ma, i told you to get the cursty joes outta mah pants!

by Keenan April 16, 2004

crusty

A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years

yo mama or girl friend

by h May 12, 2004