Cracker Game

When a large group of male Homo sapiens gathers around a cracker. The objective of the game is to cum on the cracker. The last individual to cum on the cracker must eat it while the others watch.

Chris V, Lachlan R, James M and Dylan B are playing the cracker game after the penis inspection.

by Miguel/Enrique May 5, 2019

Cracker Jazz

The bastardization of Jazz music into the White man's smooth jazz abomination.

I really liked this radio station until they started playing all this cracker jazz.

by ttomkat1 August 4, 2008

Cracker Barrel

A collection of white people forced to be huddled together in a small place, such as in an elevator or jury box.

"Jamal had no chance with his not guilty plea because the jury was a cracker barrel."

by The Quin March 15, 2018

Nabisco Cracker

A snack cracker made and distributed by the company "Nabisco", nothing more. Some use it as an insult, but they seem literally challenged. See urbandicks for more information on these people.

Nabisco crackers are a fun snack, especially at parties.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by John December 15, 2004

Basement Cracker

Similar to porch monkey but for white people. It's when white kids sit around in their mom's basement all day and play videogames and smoke weed.

Harold plays Halo 2 while high all day and doesn't see day light because he's a basement cracker.

by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

coal cracker

a person from pennsylvaina in schuylkill county and some of northunberland county. People often call this place the coal region. they say words like yo bott yo-bot and derthere. this is where ungerage drinkin started. every one here is very tough esp. the girls are very tough.

yo der bott you aint a coal craker get out of here!
i'm a coal cracker bitch.

by x3bethanyx3 November 23, 2007