Unblobbin’s Cough

Dry cough developed from spending less than 18 hours per day in bed.

Alexis had to work after just 9.5 hours of sleep and developed a case of Unblobbin’s cough.

by Charlier2 August 28, 2022

Shooter's Cough

Coughing to protest people wasting air on wholesome things. Shouting down an existence without getting called out.

Did you notice this year Nemii only stops coughing to speak and not the other way around? Or when she liked what she heard?

Bro that's shooter's cough. She allergic to truth stop being so damn authentic it brings the worst out. You're gonna get us killed or worse.

by © June 30, 2023

Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

by © September 7, 2023

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024

piece of cough

when you feel residue in the back of your throat you cannot cough out.

This piece of cough willn’t go away.

by 1poopoo8 February 8, 2025

saltric verbal coughing syndrome

saying, smelling or describing salt or a salty food or substance around a person with saltric verbal coughing syndrome can cause the person to cough aggressively and or worse, led them to loss of voice and moaning aggressively.

stop saying betty’s burgers fries! you’re making fun of my saltric verbal coughing syndrome!

by yunarns October 21, 2025

a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.

farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”

by firerose222 December 28, 2025