punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.

Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.

by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025

Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Cotton Beaver Dam

slang term for a tampon

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024

cotton lips

dry lips; the feeling you get when you need chapstick

Wow, I’ve got cotton lips. I need chapstick!!

by meggiesnowd126 February 12, 2022

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

cotton

big ass hot editor who gets no views

No clout cotton

by cottonsolos May 10, 2022

Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

Derived from the movie elf, it’s a racial slur intended towards a colored person who is known to pick cotton, and resembles a monkey.

Jamal and his cousin Tyrone are a bunch of Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

by Atk07 November 6, 2025