Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.

We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.

by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009

Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by anonymous October 3, 2020

cotton lips

dry lips; the feeling you get when you need chapstick

Wow, I’ve got cotton lips. I need chapstick!!

by meggiesnowd126 February 12, 2022

cotton

big ass hot editor who gets no views

No clout cotton

by cottonsolos May 10, 2022

Cotton candy sky

“Cotton candy sky” is a term used when the sky is both a light blueish color and a pinkish color.

Mostly used when the clouds are pink and sky is blue.

“It’s a cotton candy sky!”

by LmaoImGod June 4, 2021

Cutting Cotton

When nipples become so erect that they're sharp enough to cut through the shirt covering them.

"It's so frigging cold I'm cutting cotton over here!"

by Carmella Mycrotchi September 25, 2012