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Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.
After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.
by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009
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Corpse Cash

Money you inherit from dead relatives and or friends.
Ted: Nice new car!
Joey: Thanks, I bought it with Corpse Cash
by Vballdiva December 30, 2009
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Corporatia

The pathologic incubator that is modern corporate America.
And that's not all folks... Just a few quick months in Corporatia completely dessicated my soul!
by Jacques Stocken Berrelle September 24, 2010
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corporatalkracy

Any corporate bulls**t or double speak that rambles on and on and has essetially no substance, answers no questions, and makes no committments.
I was stuck on another conference call this morning and Jim wasted an hour with more of his corporatalkracy.

I tried to get some custromer service but all I got was corporatalkracy.
by irish jimmy jam February 7, 2013
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corpus spongiosum

"look at my corpus spongiosum" says the man to the pretty woman
by setitoff December 26, 2013
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Corpse_Husband Stan

a fanbase that is bullied for no absolute reason by a men who get zero pussy with fragile masculinity and tiny dicks. Let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy you fucking shithead.
Corpse_Husband stans are superior and deserve the world.
by TheTruth2268 February 23, 2021
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fucking a corpse back to life

when one decides to put their gentiles into a non breathing human often their grandmother and then proceeding to pound them to mars and back until their heart begins to beat
girl: omg grandmas just died

boy: aight lemme just fuck her corpse back to life
fucking a corpse back to life
by eatmyasshole December 1, 2019
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