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Clonker

Clonker (noun) – A person who deliberately avoids using artificial intelligence (AI) in everyday life, work, or creativity.
Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.
“You still write by hand? What are you, some kind of clonker?”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”
by Clonkist October 14, 2025
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Chonk

(adjective & noun)

Adjective:
Used to lovingly describe a delightfully thick, soft, and attractively plush person ... most often plus-size women. Always endearing, never insulting. It celebrates curves, comfort, and good energy.

Noun:
A slightly overweight or curvy person whose softness is part of their charm.
Example (adj):
“I like my women a lil’ chonk, soft enough to hug twice.”

Example (noun):
“She gained a little weight since high school, and chonk looks good on her.”
by anonymous November 28, 2025
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Coinkey

The white crusty film left inside a females dirty panties.
Stop leaving your dirty underwear in the bathroom . I can see your coinkey
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Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
by notwillis October 6, 2012
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Cheeky Chonker

When someone is being exteremly cheeky, to the point that the chekiness fills up their body and become chonky.
Guy 1: dude! Jeff yesterday managed to sneak snaks into the cinema by pretending he was pregnant!

Guy 2: what a cheeky chonker!
by danfior02 April 2, 2019
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Big Chonkgus

A bigger and chonkier version of the animated cartoon character Bugs Bunny.
by Ashley but epic September 6, 2020
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weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.
“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”
by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020
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