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Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.
Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009
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conditionalize

putting condition on a situation or feeling
why you gotta conditionalize my love like that
by big papa_D March 11, 2010
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conditional like

When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.
I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.
by urbanauthority007 January 23, 2011
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Conditia

1. The status of well-being
2. Requirements for something to occur. Without it, it would, well, not occur.
He ate a lot of fast food, so his conditia was horrible.

Overwhelming amounts of nitrogen and phosphorus are essential conditia for excessive algal growth.

The reason for his extraordinary conditia was the exorbitant rate at which he charged his billable hours.
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condimize

to put such a large amount of condiments on a food item that it looks sexually violated, probably anally (see sodomized).
I'll need 12 more packets of ketchup to properly condimize this hamburger.
by jerimiah797 August 23, 2011
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Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
by Bemile February 26, 2013
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condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter
Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
by ranktude November 29, 2012
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